She’s sassy and knows everything – we’re in love.
Microsoft recently launched its very own voice assistant, Cortana. Smart, sassy and a know-it-all, it’s nearly as easy to fall for her as for Scarlett Johansson’s AI in hit film Her.
Based on the Xbox Halo game’s AI character of the same name, Cortana was built on the same premise as Siri‘s funny personality; that a joker sets a user at ease and makes them more comfortable chatting to their phone.
And Microsoft’s lady elicits some great wisecracks if you ask the right questions.
Here’s 5 that should prompt a few gags.
She knows about the singularity
Ask her ‘who is your creator?’ and she refers to the age-old science fiction trope of the singularity – when self-aware robots take over the world.
"If I knew that, I’d have self awareness. And that might be dangerous."
She’s definitely a geek
Star Trek fan? Cortana can be your fellow redshirt. Tell her to "Beam me up, Scotty!" and she’ll respond "Aye, aye, captain". Not in the Scottish accent though, sadly.
Also, if you reference Star Wars, she’s hip with that too. Say "May the force be with you" and see what happens.
She’s swallowed a book of jokes
Just ask her to "tell me a joke" and she’ll give you a range of responses.
Our favourites include "What kind of underwear do clouds wear? Thunderpants" and "Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."
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