She’s sassy and knows everything – we’re in love.
Don’t try and get too fresh, though
Don’t gush over Cortana – it won’t go down too well. She might reply: "Here’s my advice: don’t call anyone."
How Cortana appears in the Xbox Halo series (credit: Microsoft)
You’ll feel bad – so bad – about buying non-Microsoft products
She’s loyal to a fault to Microsoft. Ask her what the best search engine is (we all know it’s Google, right?) and she’ll say: "Bing bing bing! We have a winner!"